The Truth is now denying he did a #2 in Game 1 of the 2008 NBA Finals

Calm down, everyone - you're taking this shit wayyyyy too seriously.

And by shit, of course, I mean the literal shit Paul Pierce claimed -- and then denied -- he took in his drawers 11 years ago yesterday.

If you're already lost, check out this post from last night, where the Truth opened up (or did he?) about what really happened with the famed "wheelchair game" of the 2008 NBA Finals.

Today, Paul is recanting, or maybe he was just trolling us the entire time,  I don't know. What I do know is the Hall of Fame Boston Celtics wing took a dump on the internet no matter whether he was being earnest or not, and as gross as that (actual or hypothetical) shit may be, it was still hilarious.

If you want to see the folks over at Silver Screen and Roll (a Los Angeles Lakers' blog) are looking at this, watch the video above to see them come to such an eminently predictable conclusion.

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