The 3 Dumbest NBA Playoff Expressions

Don't get me started on the NBA playoff and major movie summer blockbuster connection that they do every year.  Let's talk about the 3 dumbest things that are said every year during the playoffs.

3.  "A series doesn't start until someone wins on the road."

So has the Celtics-Hawks first round series from 2008 still not started?

2. "They did what they had to do, they protected their home court and won the first 2 games.  Now we have to go home and protect our home court."

Ok losing-coach of the first 2 games (Mike Brown anyone?) so that means you're ultimately supposed to lose the series?  Way to tell us how you really think!

1. "Win or go home."

Well if you lose, yeah you technically go home.  But even if you win you still go home after the game.

Any other gems I'm missing?