Afternoon Delight: Caption 3

Here's the return of the CL Afternoon Delight: Caption 3!  As before, feel free to add your own captions in the comments section.

1.  "This is better than visiting my chiropractor!" 

2.  "I believe I could fl..."   
     "We don't think so, T-Ross!"

3.  "Do you have anything in a size 29.5" circumference shoe?"