I’m baaaack. I haven’t written Green Envy for the past couple of Celtics victories, so it feels good to be back and extra hydrated from the opponent’s tears. There were points in this game where I didn’t think I’d be able to share the thoughts of the Mavericks faithful, but after eight straight, here we are. The Mavs fans are a pretty respectable bunch. They love themselves some Luka Doncic (I don’t blame them), but would ship Kristaps Porzingis out of town for an ice pack. Here’s what they had to say during the game:
Some pregame excitement
I will always relish beating the Celtics
This game is gonna be legendary
I’m predicting a huge game from Brunson. He is going to dominate Kemba.
KP meets his kryptonite. He's consistently bad against Boston since coming to NBA, lets turn that around this time!
Let’s make Kemba regret his choice
Scared this game is gonna make me wanna drink, but relieved that I’m working from home tomorrow anyway
Brad Stevens has already been in Boston for 7 years??????
This guy is taking his excitement to concerning levels
It's time to rumble the garden and go back to big Apple to eat those worms out of it alive! Go Mavs go
The fans were going to lose their mind with the poor shooting
More like Mav-bricks am I right
Do we plan on scoring tonight
Mavs tactically getting all their misses out of the way early
Enes Kanter shooting better outside than our entire team
When we suck at shooting, we really suck at shooting. Like, no one can hit anything. So frustrating.
I’m too sober for this
Team of brickers
Bricking everything, fuck this shit
The Porzingis hate was real
KP LOOKIN LIKE PARSNONS RN, DAMN.
Why is KP in the game?
Ship KP back to new york
Hopefully KP fouls out so we have a reason to take him out. Good God…
My butthole clinched when kp dived
KP will waste Luka’s prime
Luka Doncic is their only hope
Everyone but luka is trash
Lol can you imagine if we didn't have Luka? My soul couldn't handle that team.
This team without Luka is a fucking nightmare offensively
Luka's playing like a superstar right now
>Luka's playing like a superstar
Luka is a walking fucking bucket
Luka just needs a LITTLE help, come on yall
Doncic is a decent player change my mind
Someone give luka a roster
When you get out of jail and the first thing you do is hop on Reddit
Just got out of prison boys how the mavs doing
Sorry Mavs fans, he’s one of our sons
In a perfect world, Smart is the perfect guard beside Luka.
Gosh Smart is such a good defender
Man fuck Marcus Smart
I wish we had Marcus Smart
I remember when Smart couldn't make a 3 to save his life
Marcus Smart turns into Ray Allen everytime he plays us
Mavs fans had the pleasure of getting acquainted with Mike and Tommy on NBATV. Tommy’s a nut, but he’s our nut
Surprised the color commentator isn’t wearing a Looney Toons tie
Jesus these Boston commentators are awful. The play by play sounds like he’s at a funeral and the color guy has no volume other than senile scream.
I can't fuckin tolerate the Boston commentators..smh
Boston has the most bias commentators
I want to win solely to ruin Boston's color guy's day
The fucking Celtics commentators are the worst in the league by a landslide.
Gotta give Boston’s color guy time to recover from the recurring strokes he’s having on air
These commentators are the biggest fuckin Celtics homers holy shit
Celtics commentators are only good if you like to listen how they get butthurt after every foul
Who tf is that annoying announcer from the Boston Celtics?
The only good thing about the end of this game is that I'm so close to never having to hear these announcers again. What an awful group.
The chick ref and Kemba need to get a room
I'm sure this has been said, but Tatum's beard is uhhhhh…
Tatum needs to shave. That thing is hideous. Irrelevant towards basketball, I know, but I had to say it.
Lol getting roasted by fucking Wanamaker, we're fucked.