Green Envy: What Grizzlies fans said (3/9/16)

The Celtics started out slow but were able to turn it up in the second half on route to another 20 point victory over the Grizzlies last night. The Grizzlies were battling injuries, with Marc Gasol, Mike Conley, and Zach Randolph all out for the game and Mario Chalmers (the team's only other point guard) went down in the third quarter with what looked like an achilles injury. With that being said, reading through their fan forums was one of the saddest things I can remember doing. This is a banged up playoff team but you would think the Grizzlies were moving to Arkansas or something.

Top Three

Achilles, big deal. A real man would play on one leg. What a sissy!

Vince Carter is Roger Murtaugh

Hard to be any more disappointed than I am right now but I will be if Lance goes the whole game without randomly sucker punching someone.

Mandatory Sullinger Fat Joke

Sullinger looks like a young Charles Barkley. Doesn't play like him, just looks as fat.

Serious Isaiah Thomas hate

I had a lot of respect for Isiah Thomas until tonight. You blew out a team with 7 players and your clowning on the bench? Have a little respect you midget

I have been wanting someone to put Thomas on his back when he comes into the lane--a good old school foul. I missed his clowning. If he was doing that, and I believe he was, then he certainly is a punk.

OMG he went to a concert with Floyd Mayweather!! I can't tell you how interesting that is!!!

Full Slate:

So we need another little miracle

Happy birthday to Matt Barnes. He turned 36 today (that's 27 in Grizzly years).

Sullinger looks like a young Charles Barkley. Doesn't play like him, just looks as fat.

GriZz can get this win- the crowd is not in it. Great night to steal another win. Tony Allen the man

Wow Dave even has Z-Bo using Chapstick.

Can Boston try a different play than sullinger post up

Was going to go to the game but my Celtic fan friend didn't want to go (Your friend is not a Celtics fan)

We are grittier than ever.

The League's best bench hanging tough

thought zeller flopped

Matt Barnes stop freaking shooting!!!!!

Good grief Barnes is 1/10?!?!!

When Matt Barnes is on, he's on. When he's off, he is OFF!

Oh jeez. Now Chalmers is hurt.

chalmers noooo!!!

You don't need point guards to play basketball, right? Asking for a friend...

Lost top 2 PGs, top 3 Cs and top PF. Just end this season...

We are screwed

Honestly that sounds like piped noise.

Now we are looking like a bunch of dudes that haven't played together

Ugh. The cavs game might have been our last win of the year.

Achilles, big deal. A real man would play on one leg. What a sissy!

Pull vince carter out.

I have to hand it to our guys for playing hard, but we got a couple off guys that aren't pulling their weight (Hairston, Hollins). And tonight, Barnes and Stephenson.

It doesnt matter anymore man the season was already a wash well its completely down the drain now.

TA got the big head from the cleveland game people gotta stop boostin his head up he's a role player that has been treated like a star for too long.

I had a lot of respect for Isiah Thomas until tonight. You blew out a team with 7 players and your clowning on the bench? Have a little respect you midget

I have been wanting someone to put Thomas on his back when he comes into the lane--a good old school foul. I missed his clowning. If he was doing that, and I believe he was, then he certainly is a punk.

Vince Carter is Roger Murtaugh

Gasol, ZBo, Conley, Rio, JA, Birdman, Brandon Wright...my goodness. Decimation.

Hard to be any more disappointed than I am right now but I will be if Lance goes the whole game without randomly sucker punching someone.

I hate everything.

im dead inside

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