C-Caps, off-season edition

Hello and welcome to a series of pictures that I hope my lazy ass continues throughout the season.  My intention is to offer up a weekly series of captioned pictures from the Celtics universe.  The idea here is to make some people laugh, piss some other people off so they write me angry comments via Disqus, and offend the rest of the people who can't get jokes and take it personally when I make fun of a particular player.  If you're one of the latter, kill yourself in the face, now.

This first edition is a small collection of Celtics captions from this soon-to-be-over off-season, let me know how these pictures make you feel inside.