Green Envy: What Blazers fans said - 11/30

Part of you has to feel bad for Blazers fans. The team is just bad. How bad? Some of the worst teams in the league look forward to playing Portland so they can get a win. *cough*Washington*cough*

They should get some sympathy because it wasn't so long ago the Celtics were a laughing stock even though they had plenty of talent on paper. Needless to say, there was not a whole lot of happy feelings going around and plenty of hate, mostly for Nolan Smith.

Top Three:

Well this sucks... What's everyones Christmas plans? Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, etc.

Can Stotts send the entire team home by Southwest Airlines? At halftime?

In the next 50 Shades of Grey book the submissive will be forced to watch a Blazers road game.

Player of the Game (Nolan Smith):

So you're doing terrible, you know your bench sucks... whose the first guy you bring in? NOLAN SMITH OF COURSE!!! What the duck?!

Newsflash: Nolan Smith still useless.

Why all of the hatred for Smith? He's helping us get a good draft pick.

Full Slate:

This game is UGLY!!! 0-3 from the floor and 2-5 from the FTL. Man. I'm smelling blow out... please tell me I'm wrong.

2 pts in 3 min. Winning.

Lillard needs to learn this isn't Weber St. and he doesn't have to shoot it every time. It's starting to get frustrating.

So you're doing terrible, you know your bench sucks... whose the first guy you bring in? NOLAN SMITH OF COURSE!!! What the duck?!

Newsflash: Nolan Smith still useless.

We may win 20 games. MAYBE.

That last possession was hilariously depressing. How is the lead only seven? What a disastrous start.

Smith back in. It's official, we're tanking this game.

Why all of the hatred for Smith? He's helping us get a good draft pick.

Why do we have so many problems in BOS all the time?

Well this sucks... What's everyones Christmas plans? Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, etc.

I see the players only meeting worked wonders. Can this squad surpass last year's 40 point loss in Boston? Stay tuned!

More entertaining -- Blazer offense or watching paint dry...

Aldridge seems pretty pissed off at the incompetence of his teammates.
damn this season is starting to feel like a repeat of last year...

Really? Cause I think this season seems 100x worse than last year lol

It could be worse... We could be living in Cleveland.

It could be worse...We could be stuck paying Nic 11+ mil the next 4seasons...Errr wait a minute, maybe we have hit rock bottom.

At least the women are more attractive in Cleaveland.

Just have to stay within 25 and we'll make our run in the 2nd half

Can Stotts send the entire team home by Southwest Airlines? At halftime?

Made it to 30 before the half! Dignity TOTALLY saved!!!

I admit, that as often as it bugs me that comcast isn't on dish or direct, I'm sometimes glad i don't have to watch this team attempt to play basketball.

You know, if somehow there was a way for Portland to play themselves in a game of basketball, both teams would somehow figure out a way to end up losing that one too.

So, does anyone know when the draft lottery is?

Thinking of giving up my tix to the Pacer game on Wed.

In the next 50 Shades of Grey book the submissive will be forced to watch a Blazers road game.

Was that it? Was that the moment that the ROY slipped away from Lillard?

The team has made a grand total of SEVEN field goals. Aldridge made five of them.

Celtics fan just said we're the worst team in the NBA

I only care about one thing: Does Hickson have an assist?

Celtics announcer just said the Portland bench has got only 3 points tonight. Sad thing is, I'm thinking "only?"

This franchise is great at finding all of the mentally weak, low intensity players.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet the REAL Trailblazers! only 66 more games like this! It was fun while it lasted.... but this is the real team now.