Afternoon Delight: Last Minute Halloween Costume

Need a last minute costume for Halloween?  How about "The Emperor's Special" limited edition Star Wars set?  Comes with a hand-embroidered "34" and "burning ball through the hoop" emblem.  Bonus!  You also get your own duct tape - to shut all the no. 20s up!  Guaranteed to be the creepiest of all Halloween costumes in the New England area!  Comes in all sizes - from Douche to Extra Large Douche!

About Afternoon Delight: From time to time, posts an original (most of the time), humorous creation for your delight. View past Afternoon Delight postings.