Confirmed: Darko to Celtics
The Boston Celtics plan to enter training camp next week with a slew of new faces, with Darko Milicic being among them.

A league source confirmed to that Milicic, the No. 2 overall pick in the 2003 NBA draft, will sign a one-year deal with the Celtics next week for the veteran's minimum.

Welp there you go. Well, Darko is seven feet tall. So, he could, you know, stand in the way and stuff. Or maybe he can do this again!

Oh and yes I know that the picture above is from Donnie Darko, and not of Darko Milicic.