Which Celtic will get bored the fastest?

So, as you all well know, the NFL has also been in a lockout. As a result, one of the league's biggest characters, Chad Ochocinco, seemed to get bored pretty fast.

Ochocinco tried out for a MLS soccer team, tried his hand at professional bull riding, recently rode shotgun with NASCAR driver Jeff Burton and plans to soon wrestle an alligator. So, it may only be a matter of time before someone in the NBA goes on some similar exploits.

Dwight Howard and Gilbert Arenas already seem pretty bored and Ron Artest is changing his name to Metta World Peace, which he acknowledged was inspired by Ochocinco's name change.

So, which Celtic do you think is most likely to have some crazy lockout exploits out of boredom? I think you can probably guess who I think it'll be. Poll after the jump..

That's right. My guess is the massage therapist.