LeBron tries to win back his crown as King Douche of Miami

Hold up, wait a second. Does LeBron not know that everyone is already aware of the fact that rich, famous people get things first? Oh yeah and the crown is supposed to represent the fact that LeBron is a king right? In case you weren't aware that LeBron is a king, his twitter account is @kingjames and he has a crown on the back of his phone. What a douche. It had been looking like D-Wade had surpassed LeBron in the douche category, with Ray Allen trying desperately to whine his way into consideration, but LeBron appears not so willing to give up the crown.