I hate their colors. It's not a coincidence I don't own any clothing purple or yellow (not the most masculine of colors to begin with). I hate Jerry Buss and his hideous toupee. I hate Jerry West; how does the NBA logo go to a guy with 1 title as a player? That's like someone comparing Bean to Michael. Shouldn't this have gone to Bob Cousy or John Havlicek?
I hate Kareem and his dumb, bald head. I hate Michael Cooper and his ugly looking shot. I hate AC Green and his jerry curl. I hate James Worthy and his goggles. I hate Mike Smrek; seeing his last name made me sick. I hate Mychael Thompson; being gift wrapped to the Flakers for the corpse of Peter Gudmundsson and now he does their radio. I hate Cheesy Johnson; his ostentatious arrogance, showing off for the cameras.
I hate how Orlando offered as much money to Shaq and he left for the lal. I lost my respect for him after that (although will admit gained a lot back after this performance). I hated Nick Van Exel while he played for them. Same for Eddie Jones, Ced Ceballos, Vlade Divac and Elden Campbell. Put Tony Campbell on that list too.
I hate Whistling Phil. I hate the lifeguard chair he sits on during games. I hate how he tries playing mind games through the media. I hate Bean. I hate these pictures. I hate his jaw. I hate how he tries emulating Michael in all instances, even though he's not in the same stratosphere as a ball player. I really hate Derek Fisher. He's a cheapshot and the league's dirtiest guy. I hate how he treated Utah when he got out of his contract. I hate Lamar Scrotum. I hate when he wags his tongue. I hate Andrew Bynum. I hate this picture of him. Think we'd ever see Perk do that? Nope. I hate Jordan Farmar. I want to pull his ears off his head. I hate Pau Gasol; I hate his hair, his beard, his llama like appearance. I hate Chris Wallace even more for giving him to the Flakers for nothing. If people really think Kevin McHale helped the Celtics he would've given us KG and not taken Al Jefferson back. I hate DJ Mbenga. I hate how he has a publicist. I hate Sasha Vujacic. He should run with scissors. I hate Shannon Brown. I hated this website for him. That went well. I hate Luke Walton; I'm not sure he should even be in the league.
I hate JA Adande, Bill Plaschke and every other lowlife Los Angeles writer who sees the Flakers as doing no wrong. Say what you want about Shaughnessy but it'd be nice to have an LA Writer take his point of view once in awhile. I hate ESPN and all their experts who pick the Flakers to win every series possible. I don't even care if Adande picks the Celtics in this series; I still hate him.
But I'll tell you one thing I love: seeing them lose, and even moreso, lose to the Celtics. They've had a much easier trip to get to the Finals. Utah and Phoenix are nothing compared to Cleveland and Orlando.
Four more wins Boston. Let's finish them. tb727 6/01/2010 06:05:00 PM Tweet