During Wednesday night's game between the Celtics and Bobcats, you may have heard Tommy and Mike talking about how being tall can add an extra 5 years onto your playing career, in regards to Theo Ratliff. This definitely holds true when thinking of Alton Lister, a far from spectacular 7 footer who played 16 seasons.
Lister, who attended Arizona State, was drafted by the Bucks in the first round of the 1981 draft with the 21st pick. He put up solid numbers his first 5 years with Milwaukee, averaging around 8.1 ppg, 7 rpg and 1.8 bpg while only playing 24 minutes a night. After the 1986 season he was dealt to Seattle for Jack Sikma. The 1987 campaign saw Lister put up his highest career ppg (11.6). But after just 2 seasons with the Sonics, he was traded straight up to the Warriors for their first round pick (who turned out to be Gary Payton; do you think Golden State would've liked to have kept that pick in hindsight?).
Secondly, Lister, who wore #53 for his entire career, is second all-time in games played for anyone wearing #53, behind Artis Gilmore.
Lastly, is the most amazing of nuances I discovered while researching Alton. In the 1982-83 season, he actually garnered 5 points in the NBA MVP voting. Take a look at that! Ahead of Bernard King and Isiah Thomas. How is that possible? Was it a joke? He only averaged 8 and 7 and started in 37 games. Did Alton Lister have a family relative on the board that year who was like "watch this I'm gonna vote for Alton Lister!" And he has 5 points to his credit. Does that mean he received multiple votes? Anyone able to supply Celticslife with more information on this irregularity will be compensated financially.
Unfortunately for Lister the play he's most remembered for was the "Lister Blister" when Shawn Kemp viciously threw one down on him. Sorry Alton, but we have to show it here:
In today's pansified NBA, the Reign Man would've likely been giving a technical for taunting. But the way he cradles the ball on his way to the hoop, and the fact it was a playoff game, makes it sensational nonetheless.
The most recent news on Lister was that he was hired as the skills coach for the San Miguel Beermen of the Philippine Basketball Association. Here's a January 2010 article on him talking about who he thinks will make the Finals of the Philippine League. Definitely read it; it's amusing hearing teams called "Beer," "Purefoods," and "Rain or Shine" being talked about as winning it all. I wonder if he teaches any of his inferior players that the best way to get on a poster is having someone throw one down really hard on your head.
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