Celtics report that Daniel Theis was holding on to a body that has now been discarded



Didn't wake up this morning expecting to read that the Celtics starting center was carrying a loose body, but yet here we are. Good to hear that the surgery was successful. I didn't notice a knee injury in the playoffs, but then again he had a couple off games and maybe it had an effect.

If you're wondering how the surgeon discarded the loose body:





Giving the people what they want: