Second order of business - if he takes off the game against the New Orleans Pelicans to spend time with his baby, let the guy have his day. I bring this up in case some of you have forgotten about Al Horford's taking time off for the very same reason. Sure, the paychecks are pretty different, but young Jayson is almost as important to Boston's recent success as Al was last year, and given it isn't your money either of them were getting, that's really the only (moronic) gripe to have. Sure, there's a few days between now and then, but he's been in London making sure the marquee matchup was taken care of - so as far as I'm concerned, he's earned it.
Third order of business - get this man some #NBAVotes.