Green Envy: What Magic fans said, 1/29

The Boston Celtics stomped all over the Orlando Magic with a 113-94 win on Friday night. The Celts now are on a 5-game winning streak and are tied with the Atlanta Hawks for 4th place in the Eastern Conference and are just half a game back of Chicago. Magic fans were very upset and frustrated with their team's performance against the green. Let's take a look at some of their comments from the game:

Top Three:

1. Olynyk looks like he should be smoking weed and chilling, instead he's beating the crap out of our entire sad team.

2. This is just kind of like a train wreck you can't look away from.

3. Is Smart a little pudgier than he used to be? He and Sullinger always look fat to me

Superlative: Most Obscure Comment of the Night

Mario plays better when he doesn't have the Alfalfa from Little Rascals hair style

Best of the Rest:

My only hope is that tonight, Napier doesn't play. I feel like I'll be disappointed

Isaiah is a really fun PG to watch. Won’t beat the obvious dead horse in regards to him though

Vuc gets softer by the day

Napier friggin sucks man. Why didn't the Heat fans tell us?

Celtics offense is just so much more refined than ours. Every possession has a purpose and each player knows their role

Wow. Turner is making Mario his BIOTCH.

These guys are a better version of what we HOPE to be

Brad Stevens looks like he's 17 years old. He must have great genes

Ugh, I really want to turn my computer off now that I have Heinsohn doing commentary

Im done watching. Ive got better things to do than to spend my night watching a team without heart and no effort

Bro, we should've signed Crowder instead of Harris. Crowder locks our bitches up

Have you ever been to Boston? Not the classiest place by a long shot.

Hezonja has been roasted all night by Turner.

Opponents just play so confidently against us , it's like they see the Magic and they know they are going to have a career night

I don't even know how we've managed to score 81 points

I'd like to have a .gif of that Jason Smith play getting blocked by Olynyk. I got a real kick out of that one.

I'm dead serious. It's time to fire a few people. It's time to make a trade or two. It's time to tank.

Brb, making Olynyk, Jerebko, and Smart all look like All Stars.

I hope Napier never touches a basketball for the rest of his life. Good night and this sucks

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