Green Envy: What Hawks fans said - 2/26
Hawks fans have no idea how to feel. Their best player Al Horford is done for the year and after holding onto the third spot in the East for much of the season, the Hawks are clinging to the 8th spot in the playoffs in an atrocious East where more teams are tanking than competing.
(note: there will be no negative comments in this post about Schroeder. He is my binky. Deal with it)
Top Three
We can't trade for you anymore Jeff Green, you can stop auditioning for us
If we were to carbon date Gerald Wallace, would we find that he was born in the Cretacius or Jurassic period?
Danny Ainge is about to rapel down into the court
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING OUT THERE WITH ALL YOUR SCORING AND DEFENSE?!?”
Exchange of the Game (Kelly Olynyk being compared to cheerleaders is too funny)
I will say that our cheerleaders appear to be significantly hotter than the Celtics cheerleaders.
Whatstamattah guy?! You don’t like my knockahs?!
That's Kelly Olynyk
A handsome woman.
Full Slate
Wait, they start Kris Humphries at center?
Im more surprised at the Gerald Wallace
oh crap Bayless
Hey Brand hesitated and actually still made the shot
Hump is such a sad sack
Everyone remember the last Hawks-Celtics game in Boston?
Such a lolfest
K Hump succumbing to the Kardashian curse
I'll never get the Humphries hate.
People act like he needs to apologize for marrying a hot chick.
Playing the Celtics is helpful this year.
It's easy to beat a tanking team, lol.
So, we really need to win this game.
Never thought I'd say it but DMC sometimes makes me wish Smoove was still running fast breaks
You spelled "ruining" incorrectly.
I am happy for early Schö-time
dont give boston any confidence please
I liked Kobe's quote on Rondo in regard to the Celtics rebuilding
Something like “from what I understand he’s an asshole like me so he’ll be all right”
Live by Mike Scott, die by Mike Scott
Rondo is one of the most hated players in the league for Hawks fans, right?
I think he's hated everywhere but Boston (and even they secretly hate him)
It's not that we secretly hate him, it's just that we wished he wasn't such an arrogant, immature jerk-off, is all.
Understood. We had some of that Josh Smith.
So, do Hawks fans all suddenly now love Teague?
Will they now claim that they’ve always loved him and never at all wanted to bench him?
No.
I’ll acknowledge when he plays well, and throw dirt on him when he doesn’t.
okay this is getting sad
The Hawks second unit released a statement saying "lol"
Chris Johnson > Chris Johnson > Chris Johnson
Which one is the running back?
You choose
This Chris Johnson could be a great find for the Celtics, and Ainge tied him up for three years with a one sided deal.
Nothing gets me more excited than when Dennis gets a bucket...
We can't trade for you anymore Jeff Green, you can stop auditioning for us
Jeff Green is a very inconsistent player.
So naturally he will score 30 against us.
Jeff Green is such a willfully meh player
Even Jeff Green's athletic plays make me yawn
If we were to carbon date Gerald Wallace, would we find that he was born in the Cretacius or Jurassic period?
I'm no Jeff Green fan, but I was terrified that Ainge might package him for Josh Smith at the trade deadline.
Brandon Bass has the ugliest floater I've ever seen.
these no expectation games really make it easier on my heart
I simply expect nothing anymore. That's why I'm not upset, lol.
haha im telling you once you accept this the games dont hurt as much
Korver just out-rebounded Wallace.
I usually am ridiculously optimistic, but clearly with all these injuries and how teams are nailing half court buzzer beaters on us, the basketball Gods don't like us right now.
Bayless blows.
This would be a nice loss for the Celtics, what with the Magic probably beating the Sixers
Ping-pong ball wise.
Bayless has a head like Little Bill
Rondo making a 3 is worse than those half court shots
Welp: the Story of the 2013-14 Atlanta Hawks
Schröder is in and no one told me?
I will say that our cheerleaders appear to be significantly hotter than the Celtics cheerleaders.
Whatstamattah guy?! You don’t like my knockahs?!
That's Kelly Olynyk
A handsome woman.
Man, tanking in the East is tough.
So, if Dennis could just win this game for us, that'd be great.
All Kardashian jokes aside, Kris Humphries is actually not such an awful player.
Wait is Carroll our center right now?
The tank is strong
Shelvin, how dare you miss that free throw!
Let’s blame all of our problems on him now! #scapegoat
So how long before Dennis starts for the Hawks? year 3?
WIth the way our injuries are going, he may start at center for us soon
We should try sticking Shelvin Mack at center
He has a head like a center
Go Celtics....Go Pistons *ducks*
Aggressive Teague is good Teague. Aggressive Teague is good Teague.
Aggressive Teague is good Teague.
Aggressive Aaron Hernandez is OH FU** HE JUST SHOT ME IN THE CHEST
you ever get that feeling that the game is already lost and they're just playing it out
i have no faith the hawks are going to win this
Celtics should put in Heinshon.
Welp. See y'all in like 2 weeks.
I’m going to have turned into a hardened alcoholic by then and might be living in a ditch, but I’ll still get in on the game threads every now and then.
#ThisIsWhatTheHawksDoToMe
Danny Ainge is about to rapel down into the court
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING OUT THERE WITH ALL YOUR SCORING AND DEFENSE?!?”
Silver linings, Jeff Teague trade stock
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