Afternoon Delight: Transcript of Yesterday's 16 Hour Labor Meeting

We try to always post our Afternoon Delights promptly at 3 PM each week day, but Celtics Life was able to obtain a full transcript from yesterday's marathon 16 hour labor meeting where it has been reported that little progress was made. We feel that releasing this Celtics Life exclusive a few hours earlier is called for in this special circumstance.

Stern: 50
Hunter: 53
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Cohen: 51.5?
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Cohen: 51.5?
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Cohen: 51.5?
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Cohen: 51.5?
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Cohen: 51.5?
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Cohen: 51.5?
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Cohen: 51.5?
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Cohen: 51.5?
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Cohen: 51.5?
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!

7 hours later

Stern: 50
Hunter: 53
Cohen: 51.5?
Silver: When do I get to be commissioner?
Stern: Funny.
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Cohen: 51.5?
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Cohen: 51.5?
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Cohen: 51.5?
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Cohen: 51.5?
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Cohen: 51.5?
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Cohen: 51.5?
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Cohen: 51.5?
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Cohen: 51.5?
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Cohen: Dinner?
Stern: Steak
Hunter: Seafood
Stern: Steak!
Hunter: Seafood!
Stern: Steak!
Hunter: Seafood!
Stern: Steak!
Stern: Steak!
Hunter: Seafood!
Stern: Steak!
Hunter: Seafood!
Stern: Steak!
Hunter: Seafood!
Stern: Steak!
Hunter: Seafood!
Stern: Steak!
Hunter: Seafood!
Stern: Steak!
Hunter: Seafood!
Stern: Steak!
Hunter: Seafood!
Stern: Steak!
Hunter: Seafood!

1 hour later

Stern: 50
Hunter: 53
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Cohen: 51.5?
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Cohen: 51.5?
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Stern: 50
Hunter: 53
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Cohen: 51.5?
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Cohen: 51.5?
Flop
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Stern: 50
Hunter: 53
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Cohen: 51.5?
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Cohen: 51.5?
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Stern: 50
Hunter: 53
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Cohen: 51.5?
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Cohen: 51.5?
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Stern: 50
Hunter: 53
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Cohen: 51.5?
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Cohen: 51.5?
Stern: 50!
Hunter: 53!
Cohen: Guys you can do better than that!
Stern: 50.001
Hunter: 52.999
Cohen: Ok I think we've made some progress here. Reconvene tomorrow at 10 AM?
Stern: 9 AM
Hunter: 11 AM
Stern: 9 AM!
Hunter: 11 AM!

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