Trade Dan Shaughnessy to Cleveland please!

You'll have to read the entire column to get the full gist of his Cleveland ball washing (which I also took as a disrespect on Boston in contrast). I guess that's why the Globe keeps him on staff. People will read his stuff just to see what nonsense he's spewing today. He's the Perez Hilton of sportswriters. He ends the column with the following:
I picked the Celtics to upset the Cavaliers in this conference semifinal. Cleveland’s Game 1 victory Saturday night does not change my mind. Boston led by 11 points in the third quarter. The Cavaliers looked vulnerable, especially considering that they were playing at home, where they are 74-8 over the last two regular seasons.Don't you love when your hometown writers root openly for the opposition?
But I hope they make it. Cleveland fans deserve a champion. They’ve been the butt of jokes for too long. And despite everything you’ve heard and read, this is a great town.