Introducing "Elbow Me Howard"

Fresh off the huge success of their "Tickle Me Elbow" dolls, which came to an abrupt halt when Tyco was forced to recall them do to a choking hazard, CelticsLife has learned that a new doll is in the works. "Elbow Me Howard" is a fun toy for all ages. Go ahead and roll your mouse cursor by Dwight Howard and pretend you are Glen Davis or Marquis Daniels as you suffer a concussion. Or play as Paul Pierce and get needlessly smacked by the elbow on your way down on a drive. You can also play as Kendrick Perkins and get consistently elbowed in the face as you hear no whistles. For added enjoyment, do nothing and watch as you get a technical foul called on you.

Blind refs sold separately.