It's Too Damn Hot For This

We're in the middle of a late summer/early fall heat wave, and it's too damn hot for this, fam.

#Celtics president Rich Gotham on rumored Rajon Rondo trade demand: "If he's made that demand it hasn't been directed to the Celtics."

— gary washburn (@GwashburnGlobe) September 5, 2014

This quote from Rich Gotham stands at the exact opposite end of the spectrum from what Jackie McMullan had to say about Rondo last week in that he wants out of Boston.

Bill Simmons and Zach Lowe say Rondo is on his way out. Rondo's agent says it's not true. Down is up. Black is white. Human sacrifice. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria.

It's too hot outside to handle all these hot takes inside. Stay, go, re-sign, max out, cut loose, walk in free agency, whatever dude. Just turn up the A/C on your way out or on your way in.

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