Carmelo reportedly went after Kevin Garnett because he told him his wife 'tastes like honey nut cheerios'


Per My Legion Sports and about 45 million other tweets, KG said Camelo's wife LaLa Vazquez, tastes just like my favorite cereal.


Obviously I don't know if this is true, but in my heart I totally know it's true. This is KG after all, and no one, and I mean NO ONE, talks shit like Garnett on the court.

But my bigger issue isn't whether or not KG actually said it, but why did Melo get so mad? I just had a bowl of H.N.C. and let me tell you something - they were incredible. Perfect amount of sweetness in every bite. Who wouldn't want to taste like the best cereal on Earth?

Now if he had told him she tasted like Raisin Bran? I wouldn't have blamed him one bit for charging into the Celtics locker room and beating him within an inch of his life.

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