Bill Simmons will always be connected to Boston since before he was "The Sports Guy" he was "The Boston Sports Guy." Since moving to Los Angeles, he has received criticism in Boston for becoming less of a Boston sports fan. His columns are almost always entertaining, so I was reading his "Where the hell is Chris Paul going?" piece today and I noticed an interesting line early on.

It's hard to take every "report" seriously because we're currently living in a world in which people spent an entire day on ESPN arguing about whether or not the Lakers could get Chris Paul AND Dwight Howard. Wait, they'd have to give up Pau Gasol and Andrew Bynum for Howard (and Hedo Turkoglu's contract),1 and they'd have to give up Andrew Bynum and Lamar Odom for Paul (and Emeka Okafor). Did you notice that Andrew Bynum was in both scenarios? This is why it's impossible for them to get Howard AND Paul (no matter how many ESPN shows are pretending we can).
Now this might have simply been a typo and by the time you read this the article might be edited, but I still thought it was pretty interesting.

Some Celtics tidbits from the column after the jump.
We're not supposed to talk about Chris Paul's pseudo-bum knee, or the fact that he played much of last season on cruise control to protect that knee before cranking it up for a few games in the playoffs, because it's a lot less fun to make up fake trades if you have to mention that the principal of those trades might be playing on one leg in two years
Sounds like this.

The Trade: Chris Paul for Rondo, Jeff Green (sign-and-trade) and possibly one or two no. 1 picks.

The Verdict: No way. Why would you want to overpay Jeff Green if you're New Orleans? Why not just re-sign David West? How do we know Green even wants to play there? And if you're New Orleans, wouldn't you rather have Stephen Curry, anyway? For the record, Paul makes $16.359 million this season and Rondo makes $10.045 million; the Celtics have only six players under contract and, unless Green were involved, could include only Jermaine O'Neal ($6.226 million, expiring this season) to make the Paul/Rondo swap work … unless they wanted to get creative, use their amnesty on Kevin Garnett (knocking $21.2 million off their cap), then trade Rondo and O'Neal for Paul and Okafor. See? This is absurd. The Celtics aren't getting Chris Paul.

Quick Tangent: As a Celtics fan, I'm horrified by how they are handling this — publicly, they're saying they aren't shopping Rondo, and privately they're dangling Rondo to New Orleans and EVERYONE KNOWS THIS. Seriously, what are the odds they can pull that trade off? 20-to-1? That's worth putting Rondo in a funk for the entire 2011-12 season? Remember, this is the same guy who went into a shooting tailspin after one harmless Obama joke.3 And by the way, didn't Rondo take less money to stay last season? That doesn't matter at all? Really, it's all business all the time? That's the best way to run a basketball team?

In general, it feels like the Celtics organization has lost touch with what made that team special — the chemistry between their best guys and their coach — starting with Ray Allen getting shopped for two straight trade deadlines, continuing with last February's brutally cold Perkins trade, then cresting with this Rondo debacle. Why would any Celtic feel safe at this point? How can Doc Rivers preach "ubuntu" with a straight face after the past two years? Does ubuntu mean, "Togetherness … unless we're trying to trade you?"

Hey Danny? If you really want to blow this up, then have the balls to actually do it — use your amnesty on Garnett (who's never making it through that inhumane 66-game schedule they released yesterday, much less nine weeks of playoff games with one day's rest between each game), try to sign Tyson Chandler, then try to trade Rondo, O'Neal's contract, two no. 1 picks and $3 million for Paul, and hope that Paul and Chandler say, "Cool, let's play in Boston together!" Sure, you'd be taking a mammoth shit on Garnett — the guy who made basketball relevant in Boston again — but at this point, what's the difference? You shit on Perkins last February and you're shitting on Rondo now. Why not add KG to the list? Either way, the Celtics made their bed here: Chris Paul or no Chris Paul, they're probably going to have to trade Rondo this season just because they handled the entire year so poorly. If you were Rondo, would you want to remain with this franchise? I sure wouldn't.
Yeah the Jeff Green part seemed silly to me as well. The Hornets want to cut costs. Rondo + Green would increase costs. Interesting that Simmons thinks Stephon Curry is more valuable than Rondo. When did Rondo's value get so low. Don't agree with the amnestying Kevin Garnett and signing Chandler part. I think KG will be just as good as Chandler still this year. Why pay both, but only get one?

In case you don't want to read the whole Simmons column, he chooses Golden State as the best trading partner for the Hornets, but he also "prays to everything that's holy" that the Clippers get CP3 (Simmons is a season ticket holder).

JR 12/07/2011 06:51:00 PM Edit
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  1. Anonymous says:

    Useless article

  2. Anonymous says:

    ^ useless comment

  3. Anonymous says:

    i don't see where he said "We" in reference to the Lakers. I agree with all of Bill Simmons' points though.

  4. Anonymous says:

    I don't think he's using the "We" like you think he is.

  5. Anonymous says:

    He's speaking as ESPN not the Lakers... BS is the man

  6. Anonymous says:

    he didn't say "we" in reference to the Lakers. Said "we" in reference to the world we are living in.

  7. JR says:

    lol. Finally a non-anonymous with a comment.

  8. JR says:

    p.s. When you say "we" TB are you talking about Celtics Life or ESPN? ;)

  9. Jay says:

    The quick Tangent he said about the Celtics, I agree with most of that..Where is the loyalty? How is Rondo going to respond to this? I really don't believe this trade is going to happen & truly I am against getting rid of Rondo/Green, Avery Bradley plus 2 first round picks, That is a ton. What if Paul hurts his knee that is already missing a piece of Cartilage..? How is Pierce,KG & Ray feel about this move? Also if we do get Paul, our cap is going to be even higher this year..then who are we going to sign to our bench since you just traded the team away. All so risky

  10. Vito says:

    They should NOT i repeat NOT trade rondo. Although in a sense it is kind of too late now after jerking him around making it known that you dont want him. But in theory, Keep Rondo,Allen,Pierce,Garnett, and SIGN CHANDLER!!! Then bring back big baby and green and sign jamal crawford! Plus we will still have the young guns : JaJuan Johnson, Moore, Brown, Marquis Daniels. Be ALOT better off than trading the only future STAR (rondo) and getting CP3 for a few months only to see him walk away and join NY for their big 3 for the next 10 years.

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