Afternoon Delight: Incontrovertable Proof We Need the Lockout to End

The lockout has given NBA players lots of spare time and Delonte West is at it again!  He's come out with a video announcing his new nickname of "Butterscotch", which seems to be a diss at Kevin Hart's alter ego "Chocolate Drop."   He's wearing some sort of leopard skin Snuggie on his shoulder that he calls "Cootie Cat" and, after counting his cash, heasks for a couple of "loosies" in lieu of a pack of cigarettes.  He's also moved on from Bugs Bunny as in this video he recites the names of the Ninja Turtles and ends with the classic quote: "Michael, Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, Rafael, ohhhh come from the sewer baby. You a Ninja Turtle. I’m out.”

  He has also had time on his hands to create a new website where he calls himself "Two Step" and welcomes you to the future followed by some evil laughter. I really don't want to think of what Delonte will come up with if this lockout drags on.  We can only imagine.  I really hope that if and when the lockout ends, the Celtics will bring Delonte back.  I sure missed his brand of humor when he was gone.

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