Become Famous & Grow a Lockout Beard for Celtics Life

Ever wanted to be famous, but you just weren't cool enough? Well here's your chance. Become famous, grow a lockout beard for Celtics Life, and get all the chicks.

We will chronicle your journey with pics on the site. You are sure to become a cult hero and the face of the NBA lockout. We might even throw in some t-shirts and free beer as compensation. If interested in blowing up in popularity like Zach Galifianakis did with the Hangover, then contact us and let's get this beard growth going. Oh yeah and don't be a vagina and quit growing the beard after three weeks.

Note: Beard must be on your face. (Shout Out to DH for the Lockout Beard idea!)