Ever wanted to be famous, but you just weren't cool enough? Well here's your chance. Become famous, grow a lockout beard for Celtics Life, and get all the chicks.
We will chronicle your journey with pics on the site. You are sure to become a cult hero and the face of the NBA lockout. We might even throw in some t-shirts and free beer as compensation. If interested in blowing up in popularity like Zach Galifianakis did with the Hangover, then contact us and let's get this beard growth going. Oh yeah and don't be a vagina and quit growing the beard after three weeks.

Note: Beard must be on your face. (Shout Out to DH for the Lockout Beard idea!)

JR 7/01/2011 03:28:00 PM Edit
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14 Responses so far.

  1. DH says:

    Can I get a shout out for coming up with the lockout beard idea? LOL

    And I think it would be a plus if you dyed the beard green. But that is just optional!

  2. JR says:

    Ok added the shout out at the appropriate place

  3. Celtsfan says:

    'Beard must be on your face' LOL!! Where else could it be?!

  4. Im going to grow a lockout stache

  5. JR says:

    Underarms, vagina, back, etc.

  6. JR says:

    That's smooth Mike

  7. QD says:

    This is so totally sexist... why does it have to be on the face? Lol, j/k.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Is not having a beard pre-lockout a prerequisite?

  9. JR says:

    No prerequisites. lol

  10. Anonymous says:

    Shot out to DH ;D

  11. DH says:

    QD if you want to grow a vag beard and send your pictures daily, that is cool but we might have to password protect that part of the site for only people over 18!

  12. Anonymous says:

    I'm totally up for this!!! Only my boss at work could stop me haha

  13. kibitzer says:

    I already have a goatee, so what do I do now? can it be a lockout hair instead?(Like that changed anything.LOL)

  14. Jenda says:

    You guys, if I try to sport a lock out beard the lock-out better last for at least 3 years! Otherwise I might not be able to grow more than a Paul Pierce beard.

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