With Lawrence Frank leaving the Celtics to accept the head coaching position with the Detroit Pistons, it's time to find a new lead assistant. Celtics Life decided to think outside the box and here's who we came up with:

Jose Baez:
The Celtics typically look for a strong defensive mind as their lead assistant. If Baez can successfully defend Casey Anthony, coming up with schemes to defend the Kobe's and LeBron's of the NBA should be a piece of cake.

Gary Tanguay:
This would be a take one for the team hire as I feel Tanguay on the bench would be more palatable than listening to him on the pre game, half time, or post game show. I stopped watching all 3 of those shows because of him. Added bonus is that the Celtics don't allow assistants to speak to the media, so we would never have to listen to him. This idea could blow up in our faces if CSNNE replaced him with Michael Felger or Andy Gresh

Megan Fox:
She wasn't retained for the new Transformers movie (mainly for being a dumbass), so she's in need of the work. With Kristine Leahy leaving the Celtics for a new job at Fox 25 (no relation to Megan), fans are in desperate need for someone to oggle on the sideline. It's either hire a hot assistant or spend your time looking at Greg Dickerson? You make the call.

2 more choices after the jump and a poll where you pick the next Celtics lead assistant coach.

Rasheed Wallace:
We previously mentioned 'Sheed as a candidate for the top spot in Detroit, but maybe he's willing to start his coaching career as an assistant. I didn't miss 'Sheed's lazy game and 3 point chucking this past season, but I definitely missed his "Ball Don't Lie!" Would be great to be able to hear that on a nightly basis again.

Armond Hill:
Allegedly this guy has been a Celtics assistant for 7 years now, but has anyone ever seen him do anything? I did find the picture to the left where Doc and Thibs are pointing one way and Hill is pointing the other way. He could either be totally clueless or see things no other coach does. Due to the possibility of the latter, he must be considered a viable candidate.

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JR 7/27/2011 03:00:00 PM Edit
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  1. Anonymous says:

    Megan Fox hands down!

    Make players miss buckets by teasing them. Celtics win championship easily!

    Shes hot tho 0_0


  2. PBB says:


  3. Anonymous says:

    megan fox just has to strip in front of the other team's bench

  4. Anonymous says:

    Megan Fox cmon PBB, Sheed'd be ejected in every game in the season.
    Whereas Fox can just whisper in the refs ear and we'd get the ball 100% of the time LOL


  5. Anonymous says:

    i think Larry Brown is a good choice..

  6. Anonymous says:

    Fans are in desperate need to oggle someone on the sideline???? Really?? Are you in high school or what? No, actually most of us are there to watch the game.

  7. DH says:

    Don't we have 2 assistant coaching positions vacant since we lost another assistant to the Warriors or something?

    Sheed and Fox all the way. I like the whole Fox can distract the opponents and the refs strategy. I got a good chuckle out of Baez though.

  8. QD says:

    What are you guys gonna do when Fox says Doc is like Hitler on the sidelines? Lol!

  9. wordaapp says:

    Jose baez. Not even a question. Lock him up for many years, too. Fuck the roster, we could never lose with baez. Can u say ninepeat?

  10. Anonymous says:

    Kristine Leahy really leaving?? damn, she was a fineeee as hell yo lol

  11. tb727 says:

    I voted for Armond Hill, having just seen this poll today, naturally because it was "after the jump" lol.

    And there should've been a Gary Tanguay link

  12. Anonymous says:

    dude Leahy was so hot. a total talking head, but so hot. I vote for Sheed. There's still a need for sheed in Boston

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