Fresh off the huge success of their "Tickle Me Elbow" dolls, which came to an abrupt halt when Tyco was forced to recall them do to a choking hazard, CelticsLife has learned that a new doll is in the works. "Elbow Me Howard" is a fun toy for all ages. Go ahead and roll your mouse cursor by Dwight Howard and pretend you are Glen Davis or Marquis Daniels as you suffer a concussion. Or play as Paul Pierce and get needlessly smacked by the elbow on your way down on a drive. You can also play as Kendrick Perkins and get consistently elbowed in the face as you hear no whistles. For added enjoyment, do nothing and watch as you get a technical foul called on you.

Blind refs sold separately.

JR 5/27/2010 01:31:00 PM Edit
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  1. Good stuff! I love it! I needed a good laugh since I have been in a major funk since that debacle last night. Major + for a great job!

  2. tb727 says:

    Hilarious, now let's finish these fools.

    Btw, if and when the Celts make the Finals and suddenly Bean starts shooting poorly, guarantee his broken finger will be mentioned again- no elbow though...

  3. Three Toe says:

    I wanna see a T-me-up Perk next! Perk like sneezes or something and then on the mouse-over crawford pops out and does the T sign and Perk flips out.

  4. Bohemian says:

    JR, you rock! hahaaha! awesome idea! :D

  5. Anonymous says:

    needs a tiny head

  6. Bailey says:

    This is awesome JR!

  7. Keith Peckerhead says:

    I'd like a Blind Ref too, do they come in different colors like black for Ed Rush or white and bald for Joey Crawford or old and wrinkly for Dick Bavetta? Maybe there's an Earl Strom ref which is a cadaver.

  8. Jenda says:

    I think Dick Bavetta would be a scarecrow.

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