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There was plenty of Salt to go around in Salt Lake City last night. It's pretty clear that Jazz fans are still holding some sort of grudge with Celtics fans for some reason. I can't imagine why they'd be so upset with us it's not like we stole their best...oh, that's right. Anyway, it was one helluva game last night. Unless of course, you are indeed a Jazz fan. Then I'd imagine it'd feel like somebody slapped you in the face, kicked your dog, and then made you watch Jaylen Brown bury a game-winner.



Top Three:


Insert jazz bear I wanna die meme here

Terry is kinda scary guys

Please go away Scary Terry the only scary Terry I like is Terry Crews



The Shot Heard 'Round Salt Lake:


The Lead up

Brad Stevens drawing up an ATO....time to be shook...

Good Lord I'm gonna have the shits from stress

Gordon Hayward for the win.

Gonna throw up. Brb


Bang

F*** my life

Let's just leave him wide f****** open!

Son of a f***

Brad Stevens final play = WIDE EFFING OPEN SHOT vs this amazing effing defense.
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Zero possibility that it was drawn up that way.
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You don't know brad stevens

F*** this stupid earth. F*** the Celtics ugh I'm salty as shit

Damn sucked the air out of the building with that shot



Full Slate:


Brad Stevens yelling "wake up" at his guys after the 5 second call - Im not sure GooGoo Babyward would be able to handle that.

Most the guys in this dunk team look like they in their 40s, I want to be able to do that in my 40s... I mean I can’t do it now so...

Those celtics fans saying we’re 1st round exits smh

Crowder with the heat check 3. This just in, he's hot tonight.

Omg crowder again!!!! PAPA BLESS

COACH QUINN WITH ANOTHER CLUTCH HALFTIME - NOBODY TALKS, QUINN JUST STARES.

Donovan Mitchell- humble dude. Jazz bear spilled Jelly beans on the court and Donovan was helping clean them up. Seriously like that guy. I would say kid but he is more like my dad.

Brian Scalabrine says that he thinks in 5 years Jayson Tatum will be the best rookie followed by Josh Jackson, than Lauri Markenan, and than Mitchell smhhhhh
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Not even trying to hide that Boston bias

"What second quarter?" -third quarter Jazz probably

Crowder was such an underrated addition

One of the most storied franchises and is playing well so bandwagoners are in full swing
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Brings me back to late Middle and early High School days. Even my friend bandwagoned and had a Rondo jersey around that time.

Why are there so many Boston fans in Utah? they aint anywhere near each other?
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Bandwagon trash

JAE IS DADDY

Gobert would make for an awful bowler.
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Yea. Good player, but I feel like he’s playing with hulk hands on.
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RUDY SMASH

I've been hammered for daring to say I don't think Snyder is a great offensive coach - but man we look really bad against this zone defense.

Man this is a rough one for Donnie. He really looks like a rookie out there.

Boston has the worst commentators, like there's being a homer and then there's being just an idiot!

Man I hate Celtics fans

Ricky 'Ill do it myself' Rubio

Richard you slick duck

Crowd cheers for chicken as the jazz fail to secure a crucial rebound

Chick Fil-A!!!!!!
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Not worth it if we don't get the rebound

If we lose tonight we are the 8th seed, if we win we’re the 5th seed... West is crazy

What is jvg talking about right now

John Stockton falling asleep smh

Celtics fans won’t shut up about how good their team is doing without starters and then when they start losing they won’t stop bitching

Swat Lake City!

Sexummmm

It feels like we're finally starting to see the Dante Exum we all were hoping for when he was drafted.

Dante could be so great, he has the athleticism but he lacks everywhere else.

We are the unluckiest team lately with opposing 3 point shots.

THE ANDERSONS GOT TICKETS TO THE GAME HOW’D THEY GET TICKETS??!!!

We're so much better than how we're playing. If this is a Hawks game repeat I will be very discouraged

Fire in Mitchells eyes though. Crowder’s too.

Don "every possible award" Mitchell

WHY DOES IT TAKES SO HARD TO BEAT A DEPLETED CELTICS TEAM WITH 6 OF THEIR RITATION PLAYERS ARE OUT. STEVENS OUT COACHING QUINN

Bashing my head into a wall. Why now?

This would be as bad (if not worse) than the Atlanta loss. Forgive me if Im just not on board the all hail Snyder hype train. I agree he has been out coached by Daddy Stevens tonight.

Well, can’t win them all I guess. That last defensive possession for us was terrible though.

Live by the rook die by the rook

Please stop with any Snyder for COY talk. Just stop.

If we struggle against a depleted Boston do we really want to be in the playoffs in the west?
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A depleted Boston team still has the best coach in the NBA.

Apparently I just need to stop watch Jazz games until the playoffs. This is just too upsetting to see this keep happening.

They beat us with a bunch of scrubs that worked their butts off

We suck.


Related: Duct tape, patchwork lineups & Celtics win vs. Jazz - Brad Stevens magic

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Mark Allison 3/29/2018 07:56:00 AM Edit
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