Jermaine O'Neal you suck

Jermaine O'Neal has been angling for a contract buyout, but Celtics still trying to trade his expiring deal as part of package, sources say.
— Adrian Wojnarowski (@WojYahooNBA) March 15, 2012

O'Neal has strong interest in returning to Miami, sources say, but doubtful Boston executes buyout if Danny Ainge thinks that'll happen.
— Adrian Wojnarowski (@WojYahooNBA) March 15, 2012

All this talk about his concern for his health after basketball and it turns out he's been trying to get a buyout to enable him to sign with another team. So you're not healthy enough to play for the Celtics, but would be healthy enough to play for the Heat? Screw both O'Neals.