Caption 3

I thought it might be fun to do a 'Caption Me' segment from time to time on CelticsLife. TB had put up a couple pics before I believe. Feel free to add your captions in the comments.

#1

"Hasselhoff! I'm coming for your lifeguard job, but only if the

 cast has a superstar like Pamela so I can be successful."

#2

"Sometimes it bothers me that my parents named me

'Cartier.' Other times I feel lucky it wasn't 'Swatch."

#3

"Great, the Blazers are mad at me for referring to them as a she. I thought 
they'd be happy that at least I'm clothed. This whole NBA thing sucks."