We asked Celtics fans to sell Kevin Durant on Boston in 140 characters or less, here's what we got
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The basics:
@CelticsLife @KDTrey5 Good young team. Great young coach. EASTERN CONFERENCE.— The Mouth (@TheSportMouth) June 27, 2016
@CelticsLife Young talented team, solid bench, an all-star point guard, cap space to sign another free agent max deal with his deal.— Nick Beard (@nbeard22) June 27, 2016
@CelticsLife 48 win team that was the youngest in the playoffs, ability to win now and sustain success for years, can sign another max— Josh (@JRatcliff34) June 27, 2016
Along the lines of sustainable success, here's what ESPN Insider Kevin Pelton wrote today:
From ESPN Insider Kevin Pelton, Celtics young core offers Kevin Durant one of the best options for long-term success pic.twitter.com/Ntf8bILTTS— CelticsLife.com (@CelticsLife) June 28, 2016
The stable coach/GM scenario is big:
@CelticsLife Elite defense already in place, space for 1 more max, ability to have two more top 5 picks in deep drafts, stable coach and GM— John Carpenter (@John_Carpenter1) June 27, 2016
Some fans are a bit down on Danny Ainge at the moment following the draft, but the coach got a lot of hype:
— Adam Boyajy (@aboyajy) June 27, 2016
Thoughtful:
@CelticsLife Re: KD- fans with high sports IQ, cross-sport support among local pros, lots of philanthropic history and infrastructure— Megan Dolan (@MeganLDolan) June 27, 2016
Maybe too thoughtful?
@CelticsLife @KDTrey5 - a haiku:— Paul Nanda (@pknandaman) June 28, 2016
Play for a banner. All the glory can be yours. You look good in green! #Celtics #micropoetry
A little creepy:
@CelticsLife if @KDTrey5 comes to boston, I'll get his name and number tatted on my back where it would be on his jersey..— Zach Blochlinger™ (@zachblochlinger) June 28, 2016
The mock LeBron approach:
@CelticsLife @KDTrey5 not 3... not 4.. not 5... not 6... not 7... not 8... not 9... not 10... not 11... not 12... not 13... not 14... not 15— Matt Piazzi (@thepiazzifacts) June 27, 2016
That one was missing 16, 17 and 18, but this one finished the alley-oop:
@CelticsLife @KDTrey5 "Not 18, not 19, not 20 but 21,22 and 23 championships for Celtic Pride!— Tyler Davis (@Jeterdabomb) June 27, 2016
The "you'll be the man" argument:
@CelticsLife @KDTrey5— Jedboy (@jedboy1980) June 27, 2016
1. Everybody looks better in green
2. Be a part of BBall greatest Franchise
3. Our PG will actually pass to you.
@CelticsLife @KDTrey5 we dont have westbrook taking 30 shots a game over here lmao— PC Ratch3t (@bluedreamfeen34) June 27, 2016
@CelticsLife @KDTrey5 if you join any other team you'll be #2. (Ex: DWade will always run Miami). Your legacy can't be built anywhere else.— Omar Khan (@5lumdog) June 27, 2016
I think this one is huge. Durant is never going to be the best he can possibly be alongside Russell Westbrook. There are just too many possessions where he never sees the ball. The Warriors already have Steph (and Klay and Draymond), the Clippers have CP3 (they probably have to trade Blake to get KD), San Antonio has Kawhi and Miami has Wade. Boston is the place with the best chance to get the most out of Durant without him being in anyone else's shadow.
The Legal Sea Foods approach: This guy's farm better be unreal.
@CelticsLife @KDTrey5 I will give him one package of 6 ounce black angus burgers from @CampbellfarmCT raised by me personally.— Rich Campbell Jr (@Farmstrong27) June 27, 2016
Other temptations:
@CelticsLife @KDTrey5 have you ever had a super roast beef 3 way from the north shore— Strati Saranteas (@Stratataaa) June 27, 2016
@CelticsLife coogan's $1 bud lights— Aloysius (@jmcgoldrick618) June 27, 2016
@CelticsLife Mikes Pastry— Stuart Thornton (@ThorntonStuart) June 27, 2016
(It's Southie, by the way.)@CelticsLife @KDTrey5 the girls in Southy are world class— Corey Emmons (@cemmons84) June 27, 2016
In case KD has the same values as my mom:
@CelticsLife @KDTrey5 we got the best schools and universities. Plus no tax on clothes, kicks and groceries.— Tony Chea (@TonyDaTigaWoods) June 27, 2016
Building naming rights?
@CelticsLife @KDTrey5 he will be playing in front of a packed T̶D̶ KD Garden crowd! (Yes, we will change the name for you)— L.A. (@Luke_Pereira_) June 27, 2016
Any chance I can to include this Pierce video:
@CelticsLife @KDTrey5 You will win.You will be remembered.You will be celebrated.You will be legendary. https://t.co/bMuW1nZgbd .— Jared Cantin (@JaredCantin) June 27, 2016
Durant would have to be pretty cold to turn this down:
@CelticsLife @KDTrey5 - the family of Reggie Lewis approached the @celtics organization regarding un-retiring jersey no. 35 #bleedgreen— SURGDissection (@SURGDissection) June 27, 2016
Or this:
@CelticsLife @KDTrey5 Ask Russ to unretire #6. Let KD wear it. Raise a special lone banner "Bill Russell 11/13" in a special ceremony.— Van Costa (@VanCosta5) June 27, 2016
Interesting thought, but obviously requires the above above Lewis plan first:
@CelticsLife @KDTrey5 Larry bird was #33, Paul Pierce was #34, it's only right if the next Celtic legend is #35— Jacob Daily (@Jdaily14) June 27, 2016
Solid history of forwards named Kevin--McHale, Garnett, Gamble (OK, too far).
@CelticsLife @KDTrey5 It's worked out for a couple of well known Kevins (Garnett, McHale). They've got the hardware to prove it.— Kristian W. (@kristianwong) June 27, 2016
@CelticsLife @KDTrey5 the last Kevin that wanted a ring came to Boston— TYLER TALLEY (@ThatDudeTALLEY) June 27, 2016
Speaking of legends, I want Russell in the room for sure for this July 1 meeting in NYC. Bill Walton telling Bird stories might help too:
@CelticsLife Ainge tells Durant "if you sign this paper, 20yrs from now, you can be sitting there..." Danny points to Russell..— Seraphique Vox (@SeraphiqueVox) June 27, 2016
@CelticsLife @KDTrey5 This is the greatest sports town in the world. Cousy, Russell, Bird, Orr, Bourque, Neely, Brady, Pedro, Papi..DURANT!— Thomas p Killay (@tobydoby1) June 27, 2016
@CelticsLife @KDTrey5 Have Bill, KG, McHale and Pierce in the room tell him stories then have Isaiah and Brown come in with his jersey.— Justice Dickey (@PreelectJustice) June 27, 2016
Celtic Pride:
@CelticsLife the fans chanted (Let's go Celtics) for the final 5 minutes of a game that was over.— Josh (@JRatcliff34) June 27, 2016
@CelticsLife over do it, talk about the city and the fans and what the atmosphere is like, would also show him the clip vs MIA down 20 when— Josh (@JRatcliff34) June 27, 2016
Does OKC have an awesome 80s sitcom?
@CelticsLife American history, Cheers, NBA team with 17— Marc Allan (@mallan317) June 27, 2016
titles.
And finally...
@CelticsLife hey @KDTrey5 we'll stop bothering you about coming here once you decide to come here— Chandler Bing (@TheDudeHop) June 27, 2016
For the record, I know grammatically the title should contain the word "fewer" instead of "less," but it just didn't sound right.
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