Green Envy: What Heat Fans Said - 11.30.15

The Celtics defeated the Heat tonight. With the Heat coming into the game sporting a 10-5 record, I expected to see some misplaced arrogance and some delusional talk about winning the East on the Heat message boards. Instead I found a bunch of miserable fans wallowing in sadness. Way, way darker over there than I anticipated. All the vitriol was directed at their own guys. Before spending some QT with their fans on the Net I was genuinely concerned about the Heat this year, but judging how much their own fans hate their team I now am loaded with confidence that the Celtics will surpass them in the East.

TOP THREE
McRoberts is the worst player I've ever seen.

This is a loss. The Celtics are gonna force 40 turnovers tonight.

Did Wade take some steroids at the half?

DANNY AINGE WILL GIVE YOU A THOUSAND DRAFT PICKS IF YOU GUYS REALLY DON'T WANT A LITTLE JUSTISE IN YOUR LIVES
Winslow is MKG 2.0

Winslow is a 1 for 2 machine at the line.

Winslow is so bad at finishing at the rim.

I REALIZE LEBRON CAME TO THE HEAT IN THE DECISION, BUT YOU CAN'T JUST SNAP YOUR FINGERS AND GET THE BEST THREE POINT SHOOTERS IN THE HISTORY OF THE GAME TO PLAY FOR YOU BECAUSE GORAN DRAGIC FRONT RIMMED A THREE.
We could use Steph Curry right now.

Can we call up Ray Allen from retirement?

we seriously need shooters. Ray allen please

Best Nickname

McTrash

Runner-up Nickname

The Boston Scrubtics (the fact that it doesn't work at all kind of makes it work)

Best Comparison of a Celtics player to an iconic Historical Figure

AB always killing us. Hate his MLK looking ass

FULL SLATE

We cannot underestimate the Boston Celtics this year,.... always stay FOCUSED,

Can't keep trading baskets, gotta defend at some point...TEAM HEAT since '88!

McRoberts' terrible pass caused Whiteside to have to commit a foul there. Just go to the basket McBob, his lack of aggression pisses me off sometimes.

Sigh..

The Heat have so many different ways to turn the ball over.

2nd game in a row winslow tipped the ball back to the opponent

Celts aren't missing anything tonight. Looking like a loss.

& people are talking about us beating the warriors lol

Such a fake 10-5 team. We've basically only played weak teams so far except for Atlanta and Cleveland (which were both losses). Now this team is about to get a reality check.

[Problems so far are] Turnovers, Whiteside foul trouble, Wade getting his rest, and McBob's existence

Bosh better be careful with Kelly, he is a shoulder killer

i'm so mad they put a diet steak n shake out here. has like a 5 item menu. STRAIGHT TRASH AND I WAITING 2 YEARS FOR IT TO BE BUILT

Remember when Wade had handles?

we have so many turnovers and we have no rhythm on offense, whiteside playing like doo doo, but yet we are in the game

This team is so bad lmfao Spo gotta go. He doesn't motivate his players.

when will Goran start to somewhat live up to his contract?

That boy Isaiah is killing TJ as well lol

they didn't even attempt to guard that guy wow. and he's the one making threes. mann we're garbage

I'm just going to collapse on my chair. I swear.

Lol I'm telling you we'll be under .500 soon. Can't play the Knicks and Sixers every night. Team is garbage. You just gotta pressure the ball and push the pace against us.

Dragic is atrocious on both ends of the floor. I'm about to make a thread and go ham on him after the game. Tired of this BS.

Bradley on fire.

Take us home, Wade.

Every 50-50 ball to them today. Not our day. Can't make a run like this.

don't know what to say about McRoberts. He's allergic to shooting

They make threes...we miss them.

Our record's gonna be 11-12 soon and we'll be like 10th in the East.

wade with the game losing missed three

Dumb hero ball

Next 2 games are guaranteed L's so this loss is basically a 3 game losing streak.

i'm out.