Complete this sentence: If the Celtics win tonight's lottery I will _____.

“@CelticsLife: Complete this sentence. If the Celtics win tonight's lottery I will _____ . pic.twitter.com/Jrz8vKJzWV” shit myself 🍀🍀🍀

— Joe Read (@_JoeRead_) May 20, 2014

Cry. RT @CelticsLife Complete this sentence. If the Celtics win tonight's lottery I will _____ . pic.twitter.com/WUPq31Cwx1

— Jules Clooney (@youngjannetti) May 20, 2014

@CelticsLife jump into the Charles

— Nick Finn (@Nick9D1) May 20, 2014

@CelticsLife lose it

— Pablo Alvarez (@pabloalvarez) May 20, 2014

@CelticsLife know some how Danny Ainge will find a way to screw it up

— Ryan Connolly (@RyanConnolly20) May 20, 2014

Cry in the shower. “@CelticsLife: Complete this sentence. If the Celtics win tonight's lottery I will _____ . pic.twitter.com/hd67o4lKPr”

— Travis (@GreenFreezePop) May 20, 2014

@CelticsLife Still have to go to work tomorrow & it won't change the fact that the bill collectors are chasing me.

— Gary Smith (@BostonRocks) May 20, 2014

“@CelticsLife: Complete this sentence. If the Celtics win tonight's lottery I will _____ ." Show up to school in a one piece bathing suit

— Noah Nick (@NoahNick11) May 20, 2014

@CelticsLife Go streaking! #CelticsNation

— Donald (@BlackJohnStock) May 20, 2014

“@CelticsLife: Complete this sentence. If the Celtics win tonight's lottery I will _____ . pic.twitter.com/N3aOeoehiE” pray they don't trade it

— Terell Too Exclusive (@TMGRex3) May 20, 2014

@CelticsLife slap my boss

— dereck (@d47white) May 20, 2014

@CelticsLife Look for my long lost father

— Famous (@famoustarstrips) May 20, 2014

Your turn. Complete this sentence: If the Celtics win tonight's lottery I will _____.