Brandon Bass unaware of the trade bonanza he is a part of

When asked if the Celtics had shown him where the bathrooms where Brandon Bass said, "no."

When asked if the Celtics told him if it would be snowing this week, Brandon Bass said, "no."

When asked if he was concerned with being on Santa's naughty list, Brandon Bass said, "no."

If the deal dissipates by morning, I will not be unhappy. Bass has been the heart and defensive anchor of the Celtics this season and I'll personally miss Big Shot Bass. For no other reason than I heard he entered a press conference recently, sat down and addressed the media with, "What y'all want from Brandon Bass?" A story like that's got to be true.

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