1) The happiest days of my life 1. Wedding 2. Children 3. Whenever Paul Pierce’s ratface retires
2) Who else is pounding shots to cope? (Karl might be!)
3) Pierce had an old man's game when he was a young man, that's why there wasn't a huge drop off with age. At least that’s my theory.
4) After Game 3, all of the Celtics agreed to sell their souls to the devil in order to win this series. It’s the only logical explanation.
Play of the Game: (Right after Jeff Green's Dagger 3 pointer)
So game 6 in Boston huh? Ugh
The Full Slate:
Friends don't let friends watch non-Knick games
I am READY and also VERY NERVOUS
I got my black shoes and socks on.
I've jarred my pre-game farts just to remind me what this feeling is like
pre-game scotch: johnnie walker double black.
I want Celtics fans to have 0 moments of happiness
This game is screaming 20 point win at me but reading that other people are getting that vibe is making me concerned.
MSG blacked out for me.. so it's TNT or Tommy Heinsohn..
It would be great if J Kidd in honor of his sportsmanship award just tackled Jason Terry today.
Jason Terry going around and running his mouth like a jackass is irritating.He shows up for one game when his man is out after being terrible for the whole season and suddenly he thinks he’s a post season hero. JR should have elbowed him in the mouth.
What is wrong with me, I'm shaking.
We bout to get our cookie monster on
In your fucking eye, Pierce. PRIGGGGSS
Shumper tooth tiger!
YEAHHHH GREAT START Celtics bricking EVERYTHING
ball don't lie?
I'm guessing Celtics decided to try to save their offense for the second half instead today.
When the Knicks win, they should play the Undertaker's entrance song. Meanwhile, a hearse makes its way onto the garden floor with JR Smith driving
That's the thing though.. Celtic's aren't coming back. They don’t own a MILPCAT and it just aint happening for them.
Most Improbable Legendary Playoff Comeback of All Time
Melo can't dunk though......................I heard he can’t dunk someone told me.
That ball just lied
Carmelo just peed in KG's eye
Yo Kerr! Why you trying to talk about the Celtics weathering the storm? Don’t you know Carmelo is still making it rain!
Well we know where the whistles are going.
4 fouls for the Celtics. Refs starting early!
OH MY GOD I HATE JASON TERRY WITH A PASSION
Dear Kevin: Hope you didn't hurt your elbow when you used it to strike Kmart in the gut as you flopped
I hope Terrence Williams plays big minutes.
Brandon Bass: What! You called a foul on me? That wasn't the agreement.
the paul pierce high post iso so fuckin useless. i love it.
Kidd With ANOTHER DUI
I'm calling blowout in the second half Opposite of panic over here
We are going to melt down
I hate Joe Crawford
everyone came out to see joey crawford tonight all 19000 fans
So, the NBA wouldn't fine Kevin Garnett for obviously flopping, would they? It would be a fitting conclusion to his career.
I love Raymond Felton!
Chandler does not look right
raymond felton is killing them yet we keep going iso with JR carmelo
Somebody say something positive and re-assuring so i dont kill myself here.
Unless we shoot like 30 3 pointers, I dont think the refs let us win this game.
Knicks are going to melt down. I see it.
CAMBY-MANIA BEGINS NOW
Camby! Instant Offense!
I knew I couldn't trust this team I believe they could finally be good all season long, but these last two games have shown who they really are.
Everyone take a deep breath.
Good, terrence williams is in the game now all we need is jordan crawford
Jason Terry has easily become my most hated player in the NBA: Ugly, arrogant and evangelical, a real triple threat.
Prediction: win or lose, there will be some sort of fight/altercation at the end of the game (8:47 PM Wow.... this dude called it)
Let's wait until the 4th to get super worried
Pierce is in Melo mode.
not the best sequence in Knicks history....
Melo brick machine.
We're choking big time.
JR going full Starks
ITS OKAY THAT YOU MISSED JR IT WILL PROB GO IN NEXT TIME
JR is contributing less than game 4
OH NO STEVE KERR JUST BROUGHT UP THE RED SOX SERIES
Get ready for Game 6 Hopefully they’ll practice shooting instead of talking about funeral crap
*From under a blanket* love u shump…
Boston making terrible shots..
Joey "Uncle Fester" Crawford Doesn’t deserve to be employed just in a general sense. We need some Reggie Miller shit to happen right now.
wow crawford played 0 minutes and he was talking shit to melo
if i ever see jason terry im gunna ask him for an autograph kick him in the nuts while hes signing it burn it and walk away
Matt Mackay 5/01/2013 10:32:00 PM Tweet