Reason #4249 Why This Lockout Must End Immediately

Am I missing something or wasn't this supposed to be funny? Like shouldn't you laugh at least once in a 3 and a half minute comedy video? Who's genius idea was it to have Tyson Chandler creepily try to dance with a middle schooler? When did Shawn Marion become a tall Sisqo? How come there's no "u" after the "q" in Sisqo? And lastly did anyone mistake the narrator at the beginning for Bill Walton?

END THIS DAMN LOCKOUT!